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[DesignSmith]

It is in `process' - So wrapped in red tape that it is hopeless.
A Program- Any assignment that takes more than 1 phone call.
Expedite - To compond confusion with comotion.
Coordinator - Guy with a desk between 2 expeditors.
Consultant - Guy with a briefcase, more than 50 miles from home.
To implement a program - Hire more help and expand the offices.
Under consideration - never heard of it...
Under active consideration - the staff is looking in the files for it now.
Reliable source- the consultant you just met.
Informed source - where the reliable source got it from...
Unipeachable source - the gal that started the rumor.
We are taking a survey - need more time to think of an answer
Please note and initial - spread the responsibility around
Forwarded for your consideration - you hold the bag awhile...
Lets get together on this - I assume you are as confused as I am.
We will advise you in due course - once we figure it out, we will call you
Give us the benefit of your present thinking - we will listen to whatever you have to say, only as long as it takes for us to convince you to accept what we have already decided to do... :lol: